Touch my no no

When you abnormally touch that one spot and mmmmmmmm it's nice

Him: just touch it. JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
Her: I can't you have a pot noddle

Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants

Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught