Random
Source Code

Monopoly

A game that is usually portrayed as a family board game that is fun to play with you and your friends or family. The thing is, they lie. Monopoly is actually a game of deceit and warfare. And you'll be known as the guy who lost to Luxury Tax.

Dave: Wanna play monopoly?
Alex: I would play any other game.
Antonio: Come on, it'll be fun! ...luxury tax
Alex: THIS IS WHY I DON'T PLAY MONOPOLY

by PUNCH-OUT!!! June 26, 2023


Glass Joe

A person who is incredibly weak, or fragile.

Bob: Did you see the latest boxing match?
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!

by PUNCH-OUT!!! October 23, 2022

4👍 1👎


Just my cup of piss

The opposite of "Just my cup of coffee/tea".

1 .Something that is so bizarre and uninviting that it's honestly discomforting.

2. Something you're absolutely shite at.

1. "Man, why'd that ugly ass girl with the unibrow asked me out to the dance!? Just my cup of piss."
2. "Ahh, archery. Just my cup of piss."

by PUNCH-OUT!!! December 24, 2024


Sbeve

Sbeve
/ˌsbˈ ɛv/

verb

making one believe false words.

"He liked to sbeve her."

Similar: decieve evade slander forge

noun

a person who tells lies.

"That man was quite the sbeve yesterday."

Similar: deceiver fibber falsifier teller of lies teller of untruths
(definition taken from YouTube comment made by @namiotp)

John: Oi, mate, stop being a sbeve!
Waldo: ..what.

by PUNCH-OUT!!! August 3, 2023


Plottenheimer

A person who continuously ruins the movie by spoiling the plot, ending, etc.

Guy1: Ohh dude, is this Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse!? Man I loved that scene where-
Guy2: DUDE. DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
Guy1: ...batmandiesintheend.
Guy2: Such a fucking plottenheimer!

by PUNCH-OUT!!! December 24, 2024


James

The best person to exist ever, if you know a guy named James, you are set for life. The people named James are so cool in high school they make the emo kid not want to kill theirself.

Bob: Oh man, I heard James is having a pool party over at his house! This is going to be the best party ever!
Charlie: Man, I didn't get invited!
Bob: Sucks to be you then. :(

by PUNCH-OUT!!! November 26, 2022


Kaiju Paradise

A game that has a vile fanbase but has generally decent gameplay, you have two teams, gootraxian (furry), and human (more violent than the doom guy). It is mainly a PVP game but can also be a vibe game. It is based on the game Changed, which is a furry game. Overall, people need to stop being a dumbass and don’t throw hissyfits on a damn Roblox game.

Billy: Hey guys, wanna play Kaiju Paradise?
Tom: No, i’d rather play Combat Warriors.
Billy: okay then!
David: Ew, Kaiju Paradise?
Billy: Shut it David!

by PUNCH-OUT!!! December 30, 2022

7👍 6👎