When your a fucking retard and you say dustard conuts instead of custard donuts and it makes you look like a right prick then carry on to fist your japseye
i had a dustard conuts yesturday is it alright if i carry on fisting my dick
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When your tongue punch her fart box so hard that when you speak the words come out wrong. You come out after getting snatch juice all over your face and go fucking hell I proper Tongue Fart her Fuck Box
Mate you never guess what I did the other day?
What bro?
I got down on her and pressed my tongue right between her back piece.
Oh shit really?
Yeah man got right down and tongue fart her fuck box and gave her a right good seeing to after...
That sounds fucking sweet bro!
Yeah man fucked her senseless
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When you doing the upmost and personal bits. Doing anything in your power to do the fucking most in life. When you donΓ’ΒΒt you lose out. Be a god, do bits.
Yo man been up to much today?
You know me bro, just the upmost and personal bits.
Oh man I can believe it, IΓ’ΒΒve been doing bits too.
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