blazek

adjective: significantly overweight, i.e. at least 17 pounds above the recommended weight for someone of your height and build.

Man, all I did over Christmas break was eat leftovers, candy, cake, and ice cream. I'm getting so blazek.

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blazak

Alternative spelling of blazek, employed only by the dyslexic and retarded.

Evan said he was getting so blazak, when in fact he was getting blazek. Evan is actually retarded, so we won't make fun of him any further at this time and place.

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