PMS

Pre-Match Shit. The act of taking a huge dump before you go out to wrestle in a competition. This can be due to nerves, being over-weight and need to lose weight fast, or a number of other things.

Coach: Alright boys lets get ready to kick some ass.

Wrestler: Hold on im in the bathroom having PMS.

Coach: Wtf?

Wrestler: Pre-match shit, dumbass!

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