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A football boot famed for helping players get more swerve on the ball during matches. Made by Adidas, they're a goalkeepers nightmare.
Apparently.
"Dad can I have a pair of Predators for Christmas, pleeeeeaaase ?"
"You're fucking kidding aren't you ? Do you seriously think I'm going to spend ΓΒ£120 on a pair of football boots ? You're getting a pair of Adidas Four-Stripes."
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To possess a state of mind unlike any other - sometimes unintelligible and often incomprehensible. There can only be one Skelly.
*dring!* Hey, Skelly's just signed in to Messenger using that daft nickname in case somebody recognises him. ;)
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A sock normally kept in the bedroom under ones bed, for the purpose of 'spunking' in to after having 'a wank'. A genuine spunksock can go unwashed for up to twelve months and hold up to four pints of jism. The original spunksock is a white sports sock with a red band and a green band around the top.
I've just put my spunk sock in the washing machine on a boilwash - it took me thirty minutes to unstick it from my bedroom carpet.
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Another word for a Policeman - see cozzer Used primarily in Middlesbrough, England - possible bastardisation of the words 'Copper' and Bobby
Wah wah Tripheads, I am the Bobblers.
That's deffo Senator behind, the Bobbler's are gonna mooch us - hide the drugs.
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A word used in the south of England to refer to a single Policeman. 'Cozzers' would be the word for two or more policemen on patrol. Possible bastardisation of the word 'Copper'
Run mate, it's the Cozzers !
Bacon. Cozzers.
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A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.
"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"
"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
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Alternative name for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" and "Shithouse".
Hmmmmm... nice shitter. Is that a bidet ?
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