Predators

A football boot famed for helping players get more swerve on the ball during matches. Made by Adidas, they're a goalkeepers nightmare.

Apparently.

"Dad can I have a pair of Predators for Christmas, pleeeeeaaase ?"

"You're fucking kidding aren't you ? Do you seriously think I'm going to spend £120 on a pair of football boots ? You're getting a pair of Adidas Four-Stripes."

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Cozzer

A word used in the south of England to refer to a single Policeman. 'Cozzers' would be the word for two or more policemen on patrol. Possible bastardisation of the word 'Copper'

Run mate, it's the Cozzers !

Bacon. Cozzers.

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Bobbler

Another word for a Policeman - see cozzer Used primarily in Middlesbrough, England - possible bastardisation of the words 'Copper' and Bobby

Wah wah Tripheads, I am the Bobblers.

That's deffo Senator behind, the Bobbler's are gonna mooch us - hide the drugs.

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Skelly (to be a Skelly)

To possess a state of mind unlike any other - sometimes unintelligible and often incomprehensible. There can only be one Skelly.

*dring!* Hey, Skelly's just signed in to Messenger using that daft nickname in case somebody recognises him. ;)

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Spunksock

A sock normally kept in the bedroom under ones bed, for the purpose of 'spunking' in to after having 'a wank'. A genuine spunksock can go unwashed for up to twelve months and hold up to four pints of jism. The original spunksock is a white sports sock with a red band and a green band around the top.

I've just put my spunk sock in the washing machine on a boilwash - it took me thirty minutes to unstick it from my bedroom carpet.

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Rat

An alternative word for a pussy.

Go on, get your rat out.

OR

Jesus Christ ! Look at the fucking RAT on that !

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shitter

Alternative name for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" and "Shithouse".

Hmmmmm... nice shitter. Is that a bidet ?

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