The Patrick's

The Patrick's are a group of two of more Patrick's working together in a work place not larger then 100 employees.
"Patrick's" are rare to begin with but together or in three's (extremely rare) are a sisterhood of hilarious outburst, melt downs, and drama.

"I once worked at a car dealership with not just two Patrick's but Three..... oh Boy.... "The Patrick's".... a blessing.
A curse, a dumpster fire... "

Dicknest

A dick nest is an area that a man creates before sitting down with pleated or none pleated pants simply by pulling both areas to the left and the right of sack area before sitting down. This helps the mans dick and balls have nice air-flow.

“Jeff, we are going to Easter at my parents house this year, please do not sit in that lazy boy with your dicknest out like you did last year”

“Yooo man those pants are the kind where you gotta make yourself a dicknest before sittin down or you’ll crush a ball”