Staint

Stained Taint
When you’re wiping your arse after taking a shit, and you accidentally wipe the shit on your taint

I just staint myself, right up to the balls

RDB

RanDomBoner
For no reason whatsoever you get a raging boner

Oh shit I have an RDB

Lol, Robbie has an RDB

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Spack

A fucking melt and an idiot.

Jack: I pissed myself last night
Robbie: Your such a spack!