A Fat Cat (usually calico) that does nothing but eat, sleep, and act anti-social. When it gets scared, (usually from trash bags and loud noises) it hides underneath a bed and stay there until the cat thinks that it is gone. This can take several hours.
Brad: Lulu! Stop acting like such an emo kitty!
Lulu: Meow..
Brad: Mom! Lulu is cutting herself again!
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