ipaddict

Noun: One who was addicted to the iPad before it ever came out and now won't shut up about them or hear a bad word spoken about how transformative they are. Usually uses the phrase "I hold the internet in my hands" excessively.

Don't even go near him with that laptop, he's an iPaddict.

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Bio-hazard

Someone who will give you their entire life story at the slightest provocation.

"She had me cornered for an hour, telling me about her childhood; she's such a bio-hazard."

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