Chindia

A densely populous facet of Bridgewater Township, New Jersey, known for having an exorbitant number of citizens of Indian and Chinese decent: about 40% Indian, 35% Chinese, 10% Caucasian, 7% Japanese, 4% Middle Eastern, 3% Hispanic, 1% African. The parents are known to be strict, and almost everyone has an IQ of 145 or higher. The kids are privileged and known to be extremely mainstream. The houses are some of the nicest in West Bridgewater, all very similar, and very modern and stately, although the yards are so small that pedestrians cut through them. Many adolescent Chindians hang out at Wegmans and Olive Garden.

"I need a GPS, all these streets look the same! Where are we?"

"We're in Chindia. Duh!"

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