One Eyed Jack

While skull fucking someone in their eye socket, the person pulls out and jerks off on to the socket they were previously penetrating.

James: How'd it go with Julia the other night?

Josh: Not good. She didn't put out so I found some guy down by the train tracks and gave em the ol' One Eyed Jack.

James: Nice dude.

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Nerf Gunned

When you turn and begin jacking off in secret from your friend, then turn just before climaxing, yell surprise, and shoot your load into his/her mouth.

Josh: Hey do you remember that time I surprise shot my cum into your mouth?
James: Yeah you Nerf Gunned me hard.

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