Painful fart

When you hold in a fart and your manflaps release a kame hame ha with a painful shitting pants sound

I just had a painful fart and shit myself during the meeting

Hair whiplash

When you try to flip your hair and you give yourself wiplash.

WTF I just hair whiplashed myself and it feels like I broke my neck

The bird

When you lay your girlfriend on her back and you stab her in the but and hold yourself up with you pelvis.

I tried the bird last night. My dick got stuck

Hair flip

When a bitch flips their hair and hits you.

That bitch just hair flipped me.