Vienna Hot Dog

A lesbian sex act where when woman has enlarged lips and the other has an enlarged clit and they grind while making out missionary or fooling around in doggy.

Guy1:Hey man how is that porno you got last night?
Guy2:Well the beginning was good. But the rest not so much.
Guy1:Why is that?
Guy2:Well they were hot up until they got naked and when they were making out there rubbing their shit together and it was a total Vienna hot dog situation down there. Last time I buy German porn.

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Junk Trunking

The act of having anal sex for so long your balls penetrate as well.

Man 1: Man my dude my balls are sore.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1: Cause I was fucking a chick in the ass and I then my balls slipped in.
Man 2: A JUNK TRUNK?! MY MAN! YOU JUNK TRUNKING SON OF A BITCH!!