STLC

STLC stands for Sweet Tittie Loving Christ. Generally something shouted in a moment of excellence or awesomeness. Or something groaned in a moment of shit getting worse.

Brett says, "STLC!!!!!!!"
Adam asks, "what the hell are you talking about?"
Brett replies, "STLC.... Sweet Tittie Loving Christ? I'm saying it cause check out dem bitches walking by.
Adam acknowledges, "Makes sense now. I don't believe in Christ, but I certainly wouldn't waste time with a Christ that doesn't love the tits."
Brett agrees, "Damn right."

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Flawless Victory

Anytime one takes a shit and there is no required wiping.

Chris came back to the restaurant booth after taking a dump.
He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"

Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.

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