Douche bands

A fundamental part of the douche attire, douche bands are one or a pair of any chain or barb wire tattoos along the arms. These tattoos scream of douchebaggery.

The more visible and cliche these douche bands are, the douchier the individual. Douche bands on the neck are symptoms of an intense degree of douche bag, most likely the kind that has visited prison multiple times.

"Holy shit there's a barb wire on your neck! How many times were you a victim or prison bro rape to have to overcompensate with douche bands to look super hardcore?"

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