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Zach

Someone who can’t make up his mind about what girl he likes. Has a habit of breaking his ankles, specifically from baseball. Likes many girls at the same time. with a soft spot for brunettes. Never washes or cuts his hair.
A name commonly negotiated with abduction and/or torture.

“So who does Zach like this week?”

“Only God knows.”

by PalacesOutOfParagraphs March 19, 2018

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