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Slime

Disgusting shit that people like for some reason. It gets stuck on everything, and is impossible to get off. There is still a stain on my ceiling from when my friend got blue slime stuck on it. I can't even get it off my fingers.

Tired of all this bullshit, Ella threw the slime across the room.

by PaleWeirdo November 27, 2018


Littleton

A town in Colorado at the foot of the Rocky Mountains. Known to be the location of the infamous Columbine High School Shooting in 1999, one of the deadliest school shootings in American history.

Littleton's community stuck together after the massacre.

by PaleWeirdo November 26, 2018


Gym Teacher

The root of all evil. He complains about us being children and not full-on athletes participating in the Olympics. He yells at us to exercise despite being a fatass. Good at making kids cry.

The gym teacher needs to fucking chill.

by PaleWeirdo November 26, 2018

21👍 3👎


Hocus Pocus

The best movie ever. Watch it. Go on.

My friend Tim got mad at me when I said I didn't know what Hocus Pocus was.

by PaleWeirdo November 26, 2018

7👍 3👎


Puberty

Zits, tits, and hair on armpits.

Puberty hit him like a bus.

by PaleWeirdo November 27, 2018