coin personality

A person who is like a coin. 50/50. 50% of the time they're really cool and enjoyable to be around, 50% of the time they're the most insufferable human being ever to walk the planet.

Bob: Hey guys, I brought a pizza and gifts for everyone!
Everyone: Woo hoo!
--The Next Day--
Jim: Hey Bob, what's up dude?
Bob: My foot will be up your ass in 10 seconds if you don't get out of my sight right now.
Jim: Talk about a coin personality...

Piss Tornado

When you spin your pelvic area in circles while taking a piss, causing piss to fly every which way, all over everything.

Dude 1: What the fuck bro, why is there piss everywhere!

Dude 2: Duuuuude you shoulda been there, I made a sweet piss tornado.

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Dude 1: Check out that hot chick over there!

Dude 2: I'd let her make a piss tornado on me if you know what I'm saying!

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