Film a Movie

Code for taking a number 2 in public.

Person A: I'll be back in 10, going to film a movie.

...later on that day...

Person B: So...? What was it? A big motion picture? Blockbuster? Collection of short films? Corny comedy?

4👍 1👎

Straight to DVD

A fecal expulsion that is over and done with quickly. Could have originally expected to have taken more time at the box offices.

Person A: Dude, back so soon?
Person B: Yeah, surprisingly it flopped and went straight to DVD.

3👍 7👎