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1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. Thereâs so many simps and different types of simps that itâs impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy
1. You see that guy right there? Heâs a simpus loser, donât look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.
Ashton Conway Arnold is a proud 46 year old Ute Indian from fort Duchesne Utah. He goes by the tribal name âslow Buffaloâ. Mostly because he is slow. He has been married 7 times and has 42 kids. He is only 5 feet tall and he weighs 600 pounds. When people have to move him, they have to use at least a medium duty pick up truck or he will crush it.
Ashton Conway Arnold makes fat bastard look small!!!!!
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Altamont Utah is a small town in Utah. Lol, that was self explanatory. Altamont means high mountain. Which makes sense because the elevation of Altamont Utah is well over 6,000 feet.
Altamont Utah is like, really small.
Gettin Jesseâed is when your girlfriend stops giving you interest and eventually becomes lesbian. It is terrible for moral and is sad. Hang in there Jesse.
I feel so bad for Jesse, heâs Gettin Jesseâed
Grayson Christopher Panas is a six foot four sexy beast. He is known for being a trump supporter. But, he is a member of the FFA and is an Eagle Scout (before it became gay). He can do a two hand slam dunk and does it often. He doesnât have a girlfriend. But, if a cute girl asked he probably would say yes.
Grayson Christopher Panas is cool!!!
Stonks man is the face and body used in stonks memes. Even though there are other words used in stonks memes, there is always the same stonks man.
Your mom gets turned on by Stonks man
1. The county seat of duchesne county, Ut.
2. A place where a lot of crackheads live and mate and make more baby crackheads that will one day invade the rest of Utah and eventually the world.
1. Have you ever been to the duchesne county fair?
2. My cousin lives in Duchesne Utah, no wonder heâs such a crackhead.