Getting nooned

When someone pops a cap in your ass old west style. Typically with a six shooter, but it can happen with a lever action rifle.

I love it when I watch westerns and is getting nooned!!!!!

Half cocked

When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.

*person 1* I hate it when my dick is half cocked

*person 2* I thought you were a girl?

Sadness ellipsis

A Sadness ellipsis is when you go into deep thought about something and you get sad. Like when you are talking to a girl you like and she talks about her boyfriend. Like the grammatical ellipsis, it can indicate a thought that makes you unfocused. Or, it can be used grammatically like a normal ellipsis just to emphasize something sad.

1. This girl just told me she has a boyfriend and I’ve only thought about that since. I hate Sadness ellipsis.
2. And you receive… a dent on your new car!!!!!