JizzBitch

Refers to a woman who is obsessed with a man's semen. She is the true delight of most men, at least in their dreams. Loves to have men shoot their wad all over their body. Normally, she also gives great blow jobs and totally slurps down a man's juices. This is also usually accompanied by the noise and sounds of her moaning and sucking...

My special lady is really a JizzBitch. She always makes sure that I am totally satisfied, even before she is satisfied. A lot of times we go at it for hours before we are both worn out and satiated.

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HLS

Acronym for "Hillary Loves Sucking". Maybe she perfected the art of it from Monica?

You suppose that Hillary will become a true HLS if she ever gets to be president(I'm sure that would help her get what she wants)?

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SP

This is an acronym for "Super Pussy". It describes a woman who has the most beautiful vaginal area. It is every man's dream to have one of these during their lifetime.

Look over there, is that girl an SP or what? She is just so fine looking. I always love the kind of girl that when you look at her from the front, she has just a little bit of a gap between her upper thighs where her legs join her body. That look just makes you want to taste and slurp it up right now!

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Cutlass

One of the classiest, sharpest cars that Oldsmobile ever made. I had a Cutlass Supreme Brougham which came with the 350 rocket engine, a deluxe interior, and a half covered roof (I forgot what you call it). The 1977 was the last of the big versions. In 1978 they were downsized and lost all of their appeal and class.

The 1977 Cutlass was the last of the breed.

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jock

A short way to referring to a jockey strap. Something all boys had to wear in Jr. and Sr. high school during physical education class. It basically just held your “nuts” up against your body.

We always had to wear our jocks in physical education class. Nobody really understands why they are needed...

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POD

Acronym for "pissed off dude". Refers to a state of mind whereby the girl gets the guy all warmed up and then crosses her legs.

I was one POD when the girl I met last night was just a tease. All show and no go!

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Blow torch

The process of ejaculating when you have an orgasm. It is when you "blow"/spew forth your seamen from your "torch"/penis.

That lady is so beautiful. I can't even imagine what a blow torch with her would be like.

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