Panda

State of drunkenness, commoly thought to be the ideal state of intoxication between "tipsy" and "shitfaced"; characterized by dopiness and laziness, but also being kinda cuddly like a panda.
Note: effects of being panda usually do not involve the compulsion to eat bamboo. Usually.

Chris: how drunk are you?
Will: Panda.

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