Luca

Luca is a friendly young man on who you can count on in moments of need. He will be there for you, but be careful as he will also be there for your bitches when they're not with you. This man-hunk will steal your girl faster than sonic can roll a fat joint (that's pretty fast yo). He's also considerate and will help you with your homework if you ask nicely.

Oh shit, that Luca helped my girl with her homework ! Better be careful dawg...