Ze

The coolest girl you will ever meet. Ze is the best friend you never knew you needed. She is there for you 24/7, as long as you have food that she can eat. Ze has a banging body and looks hot in hoop earrings, without looking skanky. She brings it like a Knicks cheerleader, but will also pick a fight with the biggest dude in the bar...and win. You will never have leftovers if Ze is around, and your life will be complete.

Dayum, you look hot in that dress, but I bet Ze would look better in it.

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