Surkitt

(n). Surkitt
A Surkitt is a person, usually a girl, that is loving, caring, but emotionless deep inside. Surkitts are usually found at Starbucks, Garden World and Bathhouses. Surkitts are particularly fond of Evans. They are often viewed as a cute couple. Surkitts can become annoyed when Evans don't ask them out. The work Surkitt come from the Welsh phrase 'Sir, Cut!'. It originated from 578 BC, when ancient circumcision was popular.

Oh, look! It's a Surkitt!
Surkitts and Evans go together so well!
I love this play; Well Wishes, written about Surkitts and Evans!

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Door Hinge

(n). Door Hinge not to be confused with the word that rhymes with ‘orange’

A door hinge is usually a male who hasn’t yet broken their voice. When they speak, the people around them immediately seek shelter as they wish to retain their eardrums. A door hinge’s voice is relatively higher pitch than most other sounds frequencies audible to mankind. The sound that comes out of a doorhinge’s mouth is comparable to the ‘squeak’ of an unlubricated hinge of a door. You cannot call yourself a door hinge, instead it must be given to you buy your peers.

“That 13 year old near is a total door hinge”
“I can’t wait for puberty so I can no longer be a door hinge”

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