Omg gmg

Omg gmg is when something so exciting happen in the morning that you want to say omg ("Oh my god") and gmg ("good morning") at the same time for no particular reason since your hands are shaking.

Omg gmg I saw a giant racoon jump off the roof of my house.

Laude

Abusive slang word in Hindi for dick.

Abey tere ma ka laude!
(Your mothers dick, I know sounds so offensive right..)