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"Hey my guy, wodju thinking for lundinsh?!"
"Clust?! I have 12teen boxes in the vureezer!"
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When you get a hole-in-one in golf and/or minigolf on any shot that isn't the first stroke you take. That is to say, you get a hole-in-one from the starting position but just happen to do it after you have already taken a stroke.
"Yo Nendge, did you just get a holza on that putt, mate?"
"Garl, I wish brother. It was merely a kong."
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A somewhat strange, gelatinous dessert that conventionally uses blue cheese and honey for its primary flavour providers. A simple glonge recipe is as follows:
- 100g Blue Cheese
- 450mL Milk, whole
- 200mL Natural Honey
- Gelatin Powder
1. Break up blue cheese into small chunks and, along with milk, add to small saucepan and bring to simmer, stirring constantly.
2. Ensure all blue cheese chunks are dissolved fully. If cheese is stubborn, scoop it up in a tea strainer and force it through the mesh with finger. Continue until liquid is completely smooth.
3. Add honey and stir until dissolved fully.
4. Prepare gelatin powder according to packaged instructions/to get your desired gelatinous consistency and add to saucepan.
5. Remove saucepan from heat and add gelatin mixture, allowing contents to cool.
6. Pour glonge mixture into desired shaping mould. Bundt cake-style moulds work very well here.
7. Allow glonge to set in fridge overnight. Serve with extra honey drizzle if desired.
"Hey man, I heard you made some pretty yumbo glonge last night, is there any left?"
"Nah sorry mate, fresh out. Glonge was off the chain last night so it went in a flash!"
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A creative and imaginative event! While the specifics of the event can be tailored to your preferences and interests, here are some ideas to get you started:
Interactive Workshops:
Host workshops on creative writing, art, music, and other forms of artistic expression.
Conduct innovation and technology workshops, encouraging participants to explore new ideas and inventions.
Imagination Stations:
Set up interactive stations with art supplies, craft materials, and innovative tools. Participants can create their masterpieces and inventions.
Guest Speakers and Panels:
Invite renowned artists, writers, scientists, and entrepreneurs to share their creative processes and experiences.
Organize panel discussions on topics like the future of technology, space exploration, and the impact of art on society.
Performances:
Arrange live performances by musicians, dancers, and theater groups to showcase different forms of creative expression.
Storytelling Sessions:
Organize storytelling sessions for both children and adults, featuring imaginative tales and folklore from various cultures.
Remember, the key to a successful Cloto Blonkunkus event is to foster an atmosphere of creativity, open-mindedness, and collaboration. Encourage participants to explore the depths of their imagination and celebrate the power of innovative thinking!
Person 1: "Hey man, did you hear? Cloto Blonkunkus - tomorrow, 3pm!"
Person 2: "Oh brilliant! I hope it fills me with new and exciting ideas!"
(n) A pocket that has an orange in it.
(v) To put an orange in one's pocket.
Person 1: Hey pal, are you going to orangepocket today?
Person 2: Mmm, I don't think so. I had an orangepocket yesterday and I think that's enough for the week.
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