participating in sexual actions with a fat and/or ugly person in order to boost one's self esteem. not the same as 'mercy sex'
I was feeling pretty low that night, wasn't having much luck with any of the cute girls, and I ended up humping a comfort pie.
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an often young, but not exclusively, male who's so inexperienced or so underendowed that his thrusting pace during sexual intercourse mimics that of a rabbit's during intercourse
that guy i met off okcupid was a total bunny, he was fucking so fast i thought he was trying to start a fire
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A derogatory term for a person of Asian and African descent
Tiger Woods is a pandacoon
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The shoes in your closet that go well with every outfit but are extremely uncomfortable.
I'm wearing the Keanu Reeves, because I have this crazy outfit and no other shoes work with it.
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a female of great height possessing an extreme amount of pubic hair
I hooked up with this woman basketball player and she was such a Sassysquatch. I needed a machete to get through the overgrowth.
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