vaginitis

When vaginas flee from you, or the thought of you.pokemon card collectors seem to catch it.

"Bro you havent gotten laid in months? You must have vaginitis, go to the fuckin doctor and get teh fuck away from me before i catch it..."

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Foaming Ape Rape

Having sex with your best friend of the same sex on accident (after a long night of partying n such)

DUDE i did NOT have foaming ape rape with you last night man, that was Sheila.... But tell me, was it good?

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