wok and roll

an Asian restaurant that serves both Chinese and Japanese food

I wanted both orange peel shrimp and sushi, so I went to a wok and roll restaurant.

pneumatic sniff

When you fart in your office chair, then lower the chair to be able to sniff the fart faster

I ripped this epic bomb in my office, which was definitely worthy of a pneumatic sniff, so I lowered my chair to inhale my bean cloud closer to the source.

corncussion

when you get rammed in the cornhole so violently that you get a concussion

I ass fucked Erica so hard last night that her brain was bouncing off her skull . I gave her a corncussion.
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dust bunnies

Pubic dingleberries caused by your partner shitting on your dick during anal, and your inability to clean up before the shit dries

Crystal's ass exploded like a juicy shit bomb when I donkey punched her, and it coated me from my nuts up to my belly button. I was so hammered that I fell asleep before I cleaned up, and now I have a bunch of dust bunnies in my pubes.

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