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pandwich

A panda meat sandwich.

I would like a pandwich on wheat with a side of bamboo.

by Pandastic April 8, 2014


cautiously horny

When you see a crazy-hot chick you want to bang, but are suddenly unsure if it's a chick

I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.

by Pandastic July 5, 2016


reincarne asada

Leftover carne asada

Do you want leftovers? We have reincarne asada.

by Pandastic December 18, 2015

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


insest

Insect incest

I just saw a bee fuck two of her brothers. That's insest.

by Pandastic August 8, 2016

30πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


kunt pao

spicy Chinese pussy

I went down on Ming Ching, and had some kunt pao. Tasted like chile peppers.
pussy kung pao Chinese cunt

by Pandastic June 23, 2016


three whore punch

When you fuck three sluts in the same night.

Rick just banged his third chick tonight, completing the three whore punch.

by Pandastic January 20, 2016


crotch romance

Sex

The kids were at a friend's house, so we seized the opportunity and had a little crotch romance.

by Pandastic July 7, 2018