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cautiously horny

When you see a crazy-hot chick you want to bang, but are suddenly unsure if it's a chick

I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.

by Pandastic July 5, 2016


reincarne asada

Leftover carne asada

Do you want leftovers? We have reincarne asada.

by Pandastic December 18, 2015

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


insest

Insect incest

I just saw a bee fuck two of her brothers. That's insest.

by Pandastic August 8, 2016

30πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


pandwich

A panda meat sandwich.

I would like a pandwich on wheat with a side of bamboo.

by Pandastic April 8, 2014


crotch romance

Sex

The kids were at a friend's house, so we seized the opportunity and had a little crotch romance.

by Pandastic July 7, 2018


wok and roll

an Asian restaurant that serves both Chinese and Japanese food

I wanted both orange peel shrimp and sushi, so I went to a wok and roll restaurant.

by Pandastic June 9, 2015


corncussion

when you get rammed in the cornhole so violently that you get a concussion

I ass fucked Erica so hard last night that her brain was bouncing off her skull . I gave her a corncussion.
concussion anal ass} {cornhole butt

by Pandastic June 23, 2016