Facemelter

A particularly ferocious piece of guitar shredding that causes feelings of elation and excitement.

Guy 1: That facemelter was amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, my face melted right off!

The reason Buckethead wears a mask

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Vongfrats

"Congratulations". Coined by members of The Daemon Forum after a tired misspelling. Usually used in context of daemon-related discussion.

Person 1: Hey, I think I'm settled as a duck.
Person 2: Vongfrats!

Sounds like my first time

An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.

"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."

"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"

"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"

"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."

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