TauTau

A mysterious creature that you can find in the ancient jungle of the boss mans. Hitting on girls is his hobby. When he reaches civilization, that is...

Gucci Boi: Have you heard of a TauTau before?
Cute Girl: Uh yeah, he was on the news last night for raping an ape?

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Yo Mama Roast

Types of roasts played by kids and teens in effort to jokingly insult one's mother.

Daniel: Yo mama's so stupid that when the zombie apocalypse came, the zombies ignored her because she had no brains.
Crowd: OHHH!
Joshua: Well yo mama's so ugly that when she went into a haunted mansion, she came out with a job.
Crowd: OHHHH GET ROASTED!
Now dats a yo mama roast!