padwan

A term that geeks use on geeks that they are feeling superior to. Being called a padwan suggests you are a lesser geek. Derived from "Star Wars" and the Jedi trainees called padwans. Using "padwan" on someone inadvertently makes you look like the real padwan.

Movie fan 1: "Bladerunner was a great sci-fi movie."

Movie fan 2: "No, padwan, it's all about Ice Pirates.

Movie fan 1: Ice Pirates? And you called ME a padwan?

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fast food threshold

1.The moment when you're eating fast food and it suddenly no longer tastes the way it did a second ago.

2. When you're body tells you that you are done eating; with fast food however, this is much more abrupt than with other types of food.

I was starving at 10:30 at night so I went out and grabbed three chili cheese burritos from taco bell. I love those things from time to time. Then, halfway through the third burrito I took a bite and it was detestable. I hit the fast food threshold.

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