Peenut

When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.

Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.

Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."

Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"

Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"

Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."

Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".

Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."

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