Katie

The queen of cats. Katies are obsessed with cats and have tons of them. They are defintely future old cat ladies. Katies are usually really short, black, and asian. They can fly through the air because they're so tiny. They are usually very good in bed, although they have diseases and love to share them. They have really long willies, but they are very skinny and hairy. Katies can bounce on their huge asses to survive huge falls, and their boobs can give people black eyes. They are often very creepy and watch porn every day. They are always bi-sexual. When you try to talk to a katie, she just moans. If you talk to one on the internet, she will simply type gibberish, as the English language is too difficult for her to use most of the time. However, when she does say something, it's usually very sexual, because she ALWAYS has sex on her brain. Not to be confused with an Ann or a Natalie.

Guy 1: Did you know that Katie has a dick?

Guy 2: Yeah man, but it's okay because her boobs are bigger than her head!

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