Mia may seeeeeem like a real friend but sheâll steal her boyfriend by being a hoe. She will accessorise like a 5 year old but itâs all a disguise for her secret drug ring. She can typically be found in the back of the library writing racey fan fiction and eating multiple burgers. When told no by anyone she will scream, throw her head back in a demonic way, swing her arms behind her and run in a circle. If u see a Mia... hide your boyfriend.
Guy: omg look at miaâs head band
You:donât trust her itâs a disguise
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