Dookie in the pot

Another term for a fat shit

“Ima go drop a dookie in the pot”

Reek-monger

It’s basically just a person that absolutely stanks due to a lack of personal hygiene. If you go more than 5 days consecutively without a shower you’re probably a reek-monger.

Steven: “ ugh, did you smell Matt in the hallway? That man needs to take a damn shower for once in his life?”
Marcus: “ Yea facts, I was boutta yack. He’s such a reek-monger.

Indian dildo

When a man poops into a females vagina leaving a nice long, girthy log. The female then goes on to use said humongous turd as a makeshift dildo.

Gynaecologist : “Why is your vagina filled to the brim with shit?!”
Girl: “Oh, I did the Indian dildo last night with my boyfriend. It was wonderful!”
Gynaecologist: “Oh hell nah!”

Larry

LITERALLY JUST A BONER!! No clue how or why a Larry means a raging boner but it just does. It’s an older term and was most commonly used in the 80s. Since then, it’s popularity has rapidly decreased and very few people know what it means anymore. However, you gotta admit, it’s way doper than just calling it a boner.

Jeff: “did you see Alex’s presentation today?”
Tyrone: “Yea haha! He was rockin’ a raging Larry the entire time!”

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Gonger putty

A mix of toilet paper, water and shit. It’s used as a weapon of mass destruction when thrown at unsuspecting foes. All you gotta do is throw it at your victim and let the blood curdling stench do the rest.

Jake: “Dude you stank! And why are you covered in shit?”
Nick: “Some chubby lard just biffed me with a juicy wad of gonger putty.”

Eddinburg’s law

A law stating that physical pain accumulates. So if somebody hits you lightly multiple times, you can take the sum total of the entire amount of force they applied to you, and apply it back on them in one punch. So basically if someone hits you with 10 pounds of force 10 times, you can hit them with 100 pounds of force once.

Andre: “dude! Why’d you hit me so hard?! I was barely tapping you.”
Cole: “bro, it’s Eddinburg’s law. Pain accumulates so I thought I’d let it stack up and biff ya real good.”