Korean

The people who you don't want to play at Starcraft. Their culture is basically Starcraft and they worship the Overmind. Like how people evolved from monkeys into civilized people, Koreans evolved from monkeys to Hydralisks and Zealots.

(In a chatroom)
#1 - "Dude, let get a game of Starcraft on."
#2 - "Alright, let's get a 1v1v1."
#1 - "Cool, I got a friend who plays."
#2 - "Who is he?"
#1 - "Some Korean gu---."
#2 - *signs out"

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Up-Thumbing Self

The act of up thumbing yourself on your own definition on Urban Dictionary after it was approved.

*Opens e-mail*
*Clicks on Urban Dictionary e-mail*

"Thanks for your definition of Up-Thumbing Self!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:
(Link here)

Urban Dictionary"

*Clicks link*
*Thumbs self*

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Poser Skater

A self acclaimed skater who:
1. Can't kickflip or heelflip
2. Never won a game of SKATE
3. Gets blank'd often
4. Can't ollie a one stair set.
5. Never skates by themselves

6. Has a board just for the hell of it

Skater: "Dude, leave me alone, I don't want to skate with you."

Poser: "Come on bro! I hate skating by myself and I need help with my kickflips!"

Skater: "Get away from me poser skater."

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Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?

Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I say you can cook in my kitchen?
Then why are you all up in my grill!

Did I invite you to my business meeting?
Then why are you all up in my business?!?

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Link me up

To request a link/URL to whatever someone's talking about. Usually said out of curiosity.

Dude #1 - "Yo, I just watched this video of Lisa Ann getting fucked by a eggplant-shaped penis."

Dude #2 - "Seriously? Sounds arousing. Link me up!"

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