n. the act of helping a female friend to avoid unwanted attention by pretending to be their partner/interest. Of the same essence as cockblocking except with the intention of protecting aforementioned friend as opposed to simply ruining another guy's chances.
adj. Gourmet; of or pertaining to the act of gourming.
'Oh Chris, there's that creep again. Would you mind gourming me?' 'Sure babe, anything for you'.
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