daddy's secret sauce

A mixture of mayo, honey mustard, and fermented horse semen. Often used to on McDonald's burgers and high end lube.

Dude!! Jacking off last night was so great! I used Daddy's secret sauce to lube it up!!!

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ear poker

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.

Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.

Tom: dang man that so suck