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Ojibwas refers to the invisible, intangible influences that cause an inebriated person to act in an unusual and possibly embarrassing manner. Ojibwas can be likened to pixies or gremlins that haunt drunk people and it is due to these mystical creatures that people who have been drinking seem to act "drunk".
A: "Dude, I read Shakespeare's play, A Midsummer Night's Dream, and it sounds to me that those 2 guys and 2 girls were totally wasted"
B: "Well then I guess that would make Puck part of the Ojibwas"
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A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.
Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
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Duck eyes is a look that appears in many up-close, posed, self-taken photos that are often seen on social networks such as facebook. Similar to Duck Face (look it up), Duck Eyes are targeted at the viewer of the picture by being fixed right on the camera and are meant to convey a suggestive, curious, provocative expression. Duck eyes is often accomplished by a girl widely opening her eyes to seem cute or very interested in the viewer. However, the message it really conveys is that the girl is either a retarded anime character or just incredibly easy, both of which make the picture much less attractive than any more genuine picture.
A: Dude, check this girl's profile picture out, she's so hot.
B: Eww, she's got duck eyes in that pic, total turnoff.
A: What, you don't think she's hot!?
B: I'm just saying, in that picture she looks like an easy girl, trying to seem innocent and cute, and its totally transparent. Either that, or this was taken after she got something in her eyes and it hurt to blink.
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