Fart cock

To blow a penis from an asshole with full force. Most always followed with a side of jizz or a couple of butt nuggets. Alos called the "fart dick"

"MariLou, no more fart cock after breakfast. I pulled back a butterbean!"

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Shit wisher

Someone anxious for a cleavland steamer to drop.

Sweet shitface Suzi is such a shit wisher when I`m constipated.

Fartfucker

One who humps the air in the same manner a dog would do. This is common when a man neglects to wash his balls. When they are with fumundacheese, a woman will pick up on this, thus pushing her mate aside. His only recourse is to hump the lingering pussy odor in the air.

The fartfucker could put someones eye out with that!

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