Keelan

Keelan is a man who is absolutely shite at Overwatch... especially in the role of the windowmarker. Keelan thinks he is a absolute hard lad especially in discord. Thinks he can jump people in Rushmere but doesn't know he will get fucking destroyed. Keelan is inconsistent Andy in secret the stupid wee coon, this guy makes turkey with the juice being his own. Keelan also is a rager, a very angry man

OMG I met Keelan in rushmere and he randomly got attacked by some bloke who jumped out from the vape stand

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OMG Keelan just broke his headset again because he couldn't click on people's heads in overwatch because he is absolutely shit at it