Febuary 29

Oppa can you be my namja chingoo? Oppa Janka man! I still sarang you nomu nomu chincha! Ur dalla dalla I chowa you uwu

"hi"
"onion hasseyo OPPAR"
"onion?"
"Can you be my appa?"
"Anya!"
"Appaaaa Janka man! It's febuary 29"
"Ahhh araso"

5👍 80👎

Iyyas

The sexiest human being on the planet! If you meet an iyyas kidnap him and force him to marry you, he also has the tightest anus and could never compare to a pussy. His nipples would look and taste so tasty would look so well as a pizza topping. He is so haywan and ibn el kalb

Iyyas: hi I'm iyyas-

Girl: FUCK ME IN MY VAGINA NOW!!