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A fast way of achieving a buzz by inserting a tampon that has been soaked in hard liquor, usually whiskey, into ones vagina or rectum. Used primarily by sororities and fraternities to ward off venereal diseases while getting drunk at the same time.
girl #1: I'm so f'ing bored, i need to get my drunk on.
girl #2: Me too, but i have this super dirty vagina to clean today, urgh chores! i wish there was a way that i could do both....
girl #1: there is! Whiskey Douche!!!
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aka the whiskey douche. This is when someone takes a tampon, soaks it in the alcohol of their choice, typically whiskey, and then inserts it into either the vagina or rectum in order to achieve a buzz or "Buiness drunk". Used in situations where drinking is frowned upon. eg. work, funerals, job interviews, Provincial Curling Championships etc. Paticipating individuals tend to eventually form a syndicate.
Guy #1: man i could really go for a drink, work is F$@King getting to me.
Guy #2: not me man, i'm flying high, i took an upshot of Wiser's this morning before the meeting.
Guy #1: what?
Guy #2: whiskey douche!!!
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Brette
Brette's are a passionate and fierce breed of woman. Their intelligence and wit are unparralled and can blow anyone out of the water with a meer phrase or a wink. Playful and sexy, but watch out, their feisty natures may leave a mark. One love bite and you may turn into a proverbial cliché puddle at her feet. They have the biggest of hearts. Dogs flock to them like the salmon of Capistrano. They can often be found in their natural habitat, frolicking around amidst nature like the curious little bees they are always ready to rumble.
Nothing compares to being loved by a Brette.
1st Girl: "i found a Brette in the garden the other day. And she bit me"
2nd Girl: "well that's it you lucky bastard! You're hers for life now."
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