iPad Mini.

Created by the "genius" himself, Steve Jobs. Obviously, one of the most amazing pieces of kit to be created in the last decade, the "iPad Mini" was introduced just after the creation of the iPod Touch, not to be mistaken as of their 'slight' similarities.

Dude One: "Omg check out my iPad Mini."
Dude Two: "You fail, oh so hard..."

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Sycophant

Modernised definition: "Ass kisser".

One who "sucks up" to another to achieve personal gain.

Dude One: "Oh my gawd did you see John yesterday with the boss?"

Dude Two: "Sycophantic fag."

Dude One: "I complimented the boss and got a raise!"
Dude Two: "Filthy sycophant..."

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