A type of animal that only exists in the JoJo franchise. If you have one of these. Get the funeral starting. They never live.
Friend 1: Hey dude I finally got a JoJo dog!
Friend 2: How much are you saving for the funeral?
Friend 1: What do you mean fune-
JoJo dog: *dies*
Friend 1: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
The group of 5 year olds that follow jake paul and slowly become cancer until they stop watching him
Guy 1: Hey dude did you hear all of my kids are jake paulers.
Guy 2: *clocks gun* cancer extermination time.